"Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff A Bus" - LIVE TOURING 2022



Our LIVE TOURING MUSICAL "Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff A Bus" is the perfect whole school treat for 2022.

  • With over 15 years experience in the industry we are absolutely confident that we offer the best quality school productions in the UK at the best possible price. This is why schools are confident to rebook with us year after year.

  • All of our productions benefit from a professionally designed set, beautifully designed costumes and a state of the art sound system. Children are captivated right from the very start.

  • Each show boasts a cast of fully trained professional actors ensuring that the performances are of the absolute highest quality. 

  • As well as a sixty minute original production, you will also have access to our brand new, comprehensive teachers' pack with educational resources and fun activities.

  • Plenty of audience participation means that children feel involved and fully engaged in the story throughout.

If you have any questions, or would like to make a booking, please click the button below.

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Ye Cannnae Shove Yer Granny Aff A Bus..... Or Can You....????

“Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff A Bus!” is the hilarious Scottish adventure inspired by the well-loved song of the same name!  Hazel McTavish was determined to become a YouTube sensation but, so far, all of her endeavours had fallen short.  However, her latest idea was sure to win over the public and ensure worldwide internet fame.  But when she told people, the reaction was always the same ‘Hazel, ye cannae shove yer granny aff a bus!’.

Brought to you by the same team who created the acclaimed productions of ‘Scotland and ‘Aw That’, ‘Tam O’Shanter’ and more recently the sell-out run of ‘Wind in the Willows’ at the Warren Theatre, Brighton, this latest production has been entertaining audiences all over Scotland.

This high energy production not only has the audience laughing in the aisles, but is also a celebration of the Scots language and indeed Scottish society and humour.

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We are very proud of our online catalogue, and we know how much our customers appreciate the flexibility our ONLINE PRODUCTIONS afford them.  However, we are also aware of how impactful a LIVE PRODUCTION can be.  With this in mind, we are very excited to resume our live offering in 2022.  Working in this way schools can choose which of our formats works best for them at any given time.  If you would prefer to book one of our ONLINE productions more information can be found by clicking here. 

All our Productions are written, directed and performed by industry professionals with a proven track record. 


Combines drama and live music to make for the perfect whole school treat!

Moral Message

Characters are faced with moral dilemmas that the audience must help them overcome.  Friendship, Loyalty and Respect are common themes.


We pride ourselves on being completely up-to-date and our song choices are  always very recent ensuring the children sing along.

Value for Money

We genuinely believe that the  cost of our pantos offers the very best for money available within the UK.

Book with confidence!  We have 15 years of experience producing theatre and films for schools.